Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
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im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
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It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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