I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I am one with the molecules
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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