This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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