Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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