Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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