I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
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i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I got inside last night via doggy door
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
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He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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