I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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