YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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