I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
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I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
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Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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