All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
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Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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