dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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