are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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