two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Randomize
