FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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