ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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