My brain says no but my pants say off.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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