Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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