why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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