can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
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