I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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