would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
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