Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
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I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
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Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
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