sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
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Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
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dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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