I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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