Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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