i just wanna soil my oats bro
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
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why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
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She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
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