Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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