I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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