how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
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There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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