I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
There are leaves in my underwear?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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