Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
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she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
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Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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