They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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