Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I intend to get homeless drunk
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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