Whod you bang
We won't sleep together?
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
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i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
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So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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