thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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