You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
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The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
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I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over