that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
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He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
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Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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