I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
23 Bosses Confess The Craziest Thing They’ve Seen An Employee Do
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
19 People Confess What It’s Like To Have Sex With Someone That Is Transitioning
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.