i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
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