Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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