Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
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the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
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just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
When are your genitals available?
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
Randomize