let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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