Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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