hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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