he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
nutella sex= disaster
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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