Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
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now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
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I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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