I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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