why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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