i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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