Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
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Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
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And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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