I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
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if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
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i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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