I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
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Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
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Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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