You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
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I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
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Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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