What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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