HIV tests are more positive than that guy
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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