They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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