The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
either way he was missing a nipple.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Randomize
