how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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