i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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