Already got asked if we're dating
ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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