well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
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My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
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I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
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