her vagine was all disorganized.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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