we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
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if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
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Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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