quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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