And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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